Thursday, July 12, 2012

Okay. So all the animals will soon be extinct. The air's not fit to breathe. The temperature's about 130. The tornadoes and hurricanes get worse every year. Two thousand miles of Japanese sludge is due to hit the west coast any day. The coral reefs are dead. Dolphins are committing mass suicide. Whales are attacking boats in a last ditch effort to get revenge. There's so much junk in orbit we're about to have rings like Saturn. Old Faithful's getting ready to spew an enormous amount of lava into the atmosphere. There's no money for the  mentally ill so they're out on the street. Any idiot can buy a gun. Tuberculosis is coming back along with Whooping Cough and Polio. Staff infection is now completely resistant to anti-biotics. And my doctor... a man, of course... asks me why I'm depressed???

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